WHY I'M HERE

Stick with it to the end. You will not be sorry.

MIDDLE AGED WHITE EUROPEANS ARE CRAZY!

For my brother. Just because I love you.

IT IS, OF COURSE, POSSIBLE TO DANCE A PRAYER

I've never wanted anything more than to dance like a fucking nut job with a gaggle of complete strangers in every city of the world.

SONG STUCK IN MY HEAD

I'm gonna hold on to what I been given lately. Which, since you ask, is a husband with a stitched hand and a back that is thrown out. LAWDY.

IS IT SO WRONG THAT I LOVE THIS? REALLY, I LOVE IT.

Play it again. You know you want to.

That is good stuff right there.

EVERYONE'S ROOTING JUST FOR ME

I know it because Sondre Lerche says so:



I'm feeling pretty good now.

(this was shamelessly swiped from fluid pudding, as it made me feel great, clearly justifying the swiping)